Bejesus Stash.

Behind an abandoned greenhouse yesterday, I found a huge tarry pile of ... I wanted to say shit, but that's not quite the right word. Elephant chum. No, that's not right either. Anyway, I wondered what the hell I had stumbled onto, and then I found this entry and am convinced I found a Bejesus stash. Smelled a little like soured ambergris oil. Brought some back for examination. Hell, I always wondered when someone had the Bejesus scared out of him, who cleaned it up, where did it go? Is it recyclable?

Now I know. Bejesus is a natural hormone found within the bodies of most humans. It is generated at a steady rate by the bejesus gland, located somewhere between the feet and the brain. This hormone is what the religious types are referring to when they talk about finding Jesus inside yourself or say that there is Jesus in everyone. During times of fear, it is excreted from several holes in the body, hence the term to "scare the bejesus out of someone." For reasons stated below, the substance is much sought after."